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.Saturday, April 4, 2009 . 12:32 PM

Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist.

Aquarius ( January 20 - February 18 )

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

Pisces ( February 19 - March 20 )

Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but In a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.

Aries ( March 21 - April 19 )
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. ' Extremely ' adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud..

Taurus ( April 20 - May 20 )

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

Gemini ( May 21 - June 20 )
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good in the you know where ... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing very forgiving. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. The Most Irresistible.

Cancer ( June 21 - July 22 )

Most Amazing Kisser. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great telling stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to.

Leo ( July 23 - August 22 )

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

Vigro ( August 23 - September 22 )

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.

Libra ( September 23 - October 22 )
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... You might end up crying.

Scorpio ( October 23 - November 21 )

' Extremely ' adorable. Intelligent Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future.. Great kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Caring.

Sagittarius ( November 22 - December 21 )
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet!

Capricorn ( December 22 - Januray 19 )
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

Simplicity.

.Sunday, March 15, 2009 . 1:06 PM

5230=我爱上你
1372=厢情愿
5380=我想抱你
7320=今生爱你
1573=往情深
8070=抱你亲你
1314=一生一世
1240=最爱是你
3456=相思无用
5360=我想念你
2014=爱你一世
521=我愿意
240=爱死你
537=我生气
360=想念你
520=我爱你
380=想抱你
370=想亲你

Simplicity.

.Monday, September 29, 2008 . 9:19 PM

Here are some jokes that I heard from my friends.. now I would like to share with those people who visits my blog.. enjoy =) ..

p/s - I am sorry if the jokes have vulgar words

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands..

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings , tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the mean time, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Jason

P/S - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you ! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

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During World War 2, Japanese occupied Malaysia by a shogun (japanese general). He hold 4 VIP prisoners in his prison. This four prisoners in order are, Englishman, American, Arabian, and Malaysian Chinese.

So one day, the shogun felt bored and had come up with some interesting thing to entertain himself. He told the 4 prisoners that if they were be able to sprint in bukit jalil stadium track and reach the finishing line within this time limit, he will free them. But if they couldnt reach the finishing line on time, they will be shot on the spot.

So the Englishman went first, before even reaching one quarter of the track. The japanese fire their guns and killed him.

Englishman said:" Argh, FOR THE QUEEN!!!!!!! "

Next is the American, before even reaching the halfway of the track. The japanese fire their guns on him.

American said:" Argh, FOR BUSH!!!! "

Next is the Arabian, he ran and reach about 3 quarter the track. And suddenly the guns fired again.

Arabian said: " ah, ya allah!! "

Lastly is the Malaysian Chinese, he was about to reach the finishing line left by 1 step. Suddenly the guns fired at him. "BANG BANG"

The chinese guy said: " UGH, DIU LEI MA CHAO HAI "

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One day there was a malay man talking to a chinese manager.

So he asked the chinese,why you guys so rich and we are so poor?

*in a very angry way*

So the chinese man ask him do u really want to know?

So the malay man say yes.

So the chinese man put his hand on the wall.He say come hit my hand.

(the malay use full power to hit it)

But the chinese man avoid it. and the malay hit his own hand againts the wall.

Malaÿ: Why did u avoid it?

Chinese say: This is call intelligent.

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There were 4 Ah Bengs. They decided to start a business. They decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipment and manpower. The 4 Ah Bengs waited that day for the car to arrive but no car entered their garage.

They waited for 1 day,2 days, a week for the car to arrive but no car came to their garage.

WHY? Because their garage was on the second floor.

After this failure they decided to try good old taxi driving. They bought a new London Cab & began to look for passengers. They drove past Orchard Road but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport yet nobody hailed their taxi.

They even drove to Serangoon Road, even nobody hailed their taxi.In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but alas no one hailed their taxi.

WHY? Because all the four Ah bengs were sitting in the taxi.

After the 4 Ah Bengs were very disappointed with their fate & decided to push their taxi into the sea. They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch.

They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move.

WHY? Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing the front & 2 from behind.

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Subject: The wedding test

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating forover a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one littlething bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered tome that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a bee line straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car !!!

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A husband found out his wife is having affair outside, anger by it... He decided to hire assasin to kill his wife....

The husband told the assasin to shoot his wife head and he would get paid for $5000 and another $5000 to shoot the guy dicks...

One night, the wife secretly goes to another hotel to have affair with another guy.. Thus, the assasin and his husband secretly follow from behind...

At the roof of the opposite building, the assasin take out his rifle and point at the wife and shoot her. After the 1st firing, the assasin packed his equipment and demand the husband to paid him the bounty cash for the murder.

The husband is puzzle and tell the assasin "You just shoot once" and the assasin reply "Oh, I already kill both of them"

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Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea - A japanese, a Malaysian and an Indonesian. The boat started leaking and if they do not act fast they would all die.

The japanese (As usual) was the first to take the initiative. He threw all his japanese gizmo - CD player, hi-fi, radio and etc.. off the boat. The Malaysian and the Indonesian looked at him in disbelief. The Japanese said, "Don't worry... still got a lot more in my country"

But the boat was still sinking. The Indonesian without hesitation started throwing aboard all his baju batik, kain batik, keretek, etc...etccc. He comforted the other two, "Don't worry... still have a lot more in my country.

But still the boat was sinking. The japanese and the indonesian looked at the malaysian. Suddenly, without any hesitation and with stride, the malaysian threw the indonesian overboard. The poor guy couldn't swim and drowned. The japanese was shocked

Said the Malaysian, "Don't worry.... Still got a lot more in MY country!"

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There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie appeared. Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you want the pool of Water to become, then your wish will come true."

The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. TheFrenchman was so Happy swimming and drinking from the pool.

Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and Immersed himself into a pool of vodka.

The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so Contented with his beer pool.

The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly He steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,"SHIT!!!!!!!........."

The lesson - Think twice before you say something, because sometime accidents do happen.

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A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonderlamp.They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas , on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone.

Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails."Pfufffff, and he Was also gone.

The boss calmly said, "I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."

Moral of the story is :" Always allow the bosses to speak first "

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A blonde went to electronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?" "Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

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Songs Against The Teacher, imagine this happening in ur school:

Mr. Eric was walking around the form 3 block when he saw one of the form 3 class, 'T', making noise. He entered the classroom and this is what happened....

Mr. Eric: Who was playing and talking please stand up or the whole class gets it.

Anand : "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up"(Eminem)

Mr. Eric: You! I want you to come to my office now Office

Time: 0900 hrs

Mr.Eric: What Is Your name?

Anand : "Say My Name Say My Name"(Destiny's Child)

Mr.Eric: Don't play a fool

Anand : "Can't Believe I'm The Fool Again"(Westlife)

Mr.Eric: Do you want me to beat you ?

Anand : "Hit Me Baby One More Time"(Britney Spears)

Mr Eric: What did u say?

Anand : "WHAT!"(Stone Cold)

Mr.Eric: Are you out of your head?

Anand : "I Can't Get U Outta My Head"(Kylie Minogue)

Mr.Eric: Who do you think you are ?

Anand : "I'm A Genie In Bottle"(Christina Aguilera)

Mr.Eric: How many demerits do you want?

Anand : "1,2,3,4,5,Everybody In The Car..."(Lou Bega)

Mr.Eric: Do you always play in class?

Anand : "Sometimes I Run, Sometimes I..."(Britney Spears)

Mr Eric: Do u think this is a party ?

Anand : "I'm Coming Up So U Better Get The Party Started"(Pink)

Mr.Eric: I want you to come for detention class tomorrow morning

Anand : "Every Morning They're A Hello..."(Sugar Ray)

Mr.Eric: I've just changed my mind. I want you to come everyday

Aanad : "Everyday I Love You"(Boyzone)

Mr.Eric: I want you to come alone

Anand : "Show Me The Meaning Of Being Lonely"(Backstreet Boys)

Mr.Eric: It gonna be the two of us

Anand : "Just The Two Of Us"(Will Smith)

Mr.Eric: Are you going to shut up or do you want me to stop talking

Anand : "You Say It Best, When You Say Nothing At All"(Ronan Keating)

Mr.Eric: I want you to promise me that you won't get into anymore trouble.

Anand : "This I Promise You"(N*sync)

Mr.Eric: Make Sure you don't get into trouble again

Anand : "Oops I Did It Again"(Britney Spears)

Mr.Eric: You can go now

Anand : "There She Goes"(Sixpence None The Richer)

Mr.Eric: I said go!

Anand : "Bye Bye Bye"(N*sync)

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Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with...

"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. After I saw couple, couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me but I run until I 6 and throw up. I chabot into 7 eleven to hide and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I get 9 and try to stab him. And 10 hor ..10 hor .. he die lor.

So, I put the 9 back and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7 eleven.Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5. Tomorrow also don need to come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump. I don understand, I nice 2 him but I don know what he 1.

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Prince And Princess:

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess.But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched would melt.

Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.The king despaired.

What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."

The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.

The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry herand inherit the king's wealth.

Three young princes took up the challenge.

The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.

But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.

The second prince brought diamonds.

He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them,they melted. He too was sent away disappointed.

The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."

The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.

She felt something hard.

She held it in her hand.

And it did not melt!!!

The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.

Question: What was in the prince's pants?

Answer : M&M's of course.

They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

What were you thinking, you pervert?

Simplicity.

.Wednesday, September 17, 2008 . 2:35 PM

Ninjutsu Training (忍術)

Last saturday, since I got nothing to do..I decided to go for ninjutsu training..but not much people came for the training because exams are near.

When I reached, someone accidentally threw a basketball to the 1st floor.. and all the gates connected to the higher floors were locked..

Eugene Chia : Hey you .. go get back the basketball .. since you have mastered the " Light Kung fu " (轻功水上飘)

Boon Lye : Arghh ... Help me ... okay okay i will get it ...

Eugene Chia and Bryan Ong Uses their "Hand Psychic Wave Power" to push me up ( One of the Ninjutsu Skills ) ..

After get the ball..

Sensei James Lee Peek Kuan ( It means Teacher in japanese ) tells a story about Bruce Lee...

After that, we had a Sparring

( Sparring is a form of training common to many martial arts )

Tiger Knuckle Fist

Continuous Side Kick

Shadow Crush Throw

Shinobi Tan Boon Lye

We took a group photo

Simplicity.

.Saturday, September 6, 2008 . 10:32 PM

Bunjikan Hachimon Dojo Malaysia

The Sensei's

Stretching Before Kunoichi Demo

Demo at Danga Bay on 10th June 2006

Camping in Hutan Bandar, Johor Bahru on 31st May 2006 - 1st June 2006

Intensive Training with James Sensei on 20th,21st,and 22nd August 2006

Taking picture after intensive training

Sensei James Lee Peek Kuan

Side Kick and Y by Shinobi Syafiq Amir Hamzah and Shinobi Azlisyam

Dive Roll at Danga Bay demo by Shinobi Aimran Amir Hamzah

Flying Ninja by Shinobi Syafiq Tohid

Metsubishi technique by Shinobi Afiq

Tameshigiri by Sensei Norazlan Juahar

Split by Shinobi Syafiq Amir Hamzah

Seminar by Sensei William

Intensive Training 2007

Shinobi Bryan Ong Weng Xiang

Shinobi Maula Sharfan

Avoidable Training

Front Falls Training

Sensei James Lee Peek Kuan Birthday's

End of Intensive Training 2007

Simplicity.